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Listing 20 Jokes in this Category - YoMama Jokes

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Yo Mama's So Fat...
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Yo mama is so stupid ...
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Yo mamma so fat
1804.00 31437
Yo mama's So Ugly
1804.00 25125
Yo Mama is so fat,
1804.00 27482
Yo mama's so ugly,
1804.00 22442
Yo mama is so poor
1804.00 27611
Yo Mama's so old,
1804.00 29758
Yo' mama's family tree!
1804.00 22095
Yo' mama at the drive-in
1804.00 20917
Yo mama breast-feeeding
1804.00 21811
Yo mama at the doctor's
1804.00 19753
Yo mama's neck
1804.00 20405
Yo Mama's shade
1804.00 18678
Yo' mama so stupid...
1804.00 19654
Yo Mama plays hopscotch
1804.00 18671
Yo mama's face
1804.00 19110
Yo mama barking
1804.00 17712
Yo' mama wears two watches
1804.00 18305
Yo' mama's teeth
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Smokey The Gerbal - Contributor:
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Brooms & Carrotsticks - Contributor:
Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles when he arrived, so he got in line. When it got to Bob, they had run out of guns. The man issuing rifles gave him a broom
"This is a magic broom -- point it at anybody, say 'Bangity bangity bang,' and they will die." Bob was really worried because he didn't think it would work, but he got in line for bayonets, thinking he might stand a chance if he could stab them to death. As luck would have it, Bob's turn came and they had ran out.
"Don't worry." said the man issuing them out. "I will give you this magic carrot -- point it at somebody, say 'Stabbity stabbity stab,' and they will die." Now Bob is terrified, going into battle with a broom and carrot, when the sirens go off, signaling invasion. Bob goes out, only to be laughed at by the enemy. One enemy even comes up to him, hoping to get a good shot at him. Well, Bob didn't have anything to lose so he pointed at him and said "Bangity bangity bang!" and the guy fell down dead. He did the same thing with the magic carrot. Amazed at what was happening, he continued to fight. Then, a guy came slowly up to him and he would not die. Bob tried to shoot and stab him, but he wouldn't die. The last words poor Bob heard as he was being trampled over were "Tankity tankity tank."
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