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Listing 20 Jokes in this Category - YoMama Jokes

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Yo Mama's So Fat...
7145.00 42179
Yo mama is so stupid ...
2528.00 35016
Yo mamma so fat
1935.00 29467
Yo mama's So Ugly
1143.00 24094
Yo Mama is so fat,
1397.00 25580
Yo mama's so ugly,
828.00 21357
Yo mama is so poor
1375.00 25620
Yo Mama's so old,
1999.00 27763
Yo' mama's family tree!
1084.00 20943
Yo' mama at the drive-in
709.00 19779
Yo mama breast-feeeding
827.00 20653
Yo mama at the doctor's
525.00 18631
Yo mama's neck
886.00 19239
Yo Mama's shade
568.00 17532
Yo' mama so stupid...
801.00 18490
Yo Mama plays hopscotch
656.00 17568
Yo mama's face
583.00 17982
Yo mama barking
354.00 16570
Yo' mama wears two watches
409.00 17156
Yo' mama's teeth
781.00 18984

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Brooms & Carrotsticks - Contributor:
Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles when he arrived, so he got in line. When it got to Bob, they had run out of guns. The man issuing rifles gave him a broom
"This is a magic broom -- point it at anybody, say 'Bangity bangity bang,' and they will die." Bob was really worried because he didn't think it would work, but he got in line for bayonets, thinking he might stand a chance if he could stab them to death. As luck would have it, Bob's turn came and they had ran out.
"Don't worry." said the man issuing them out. "I will give you this magic carrot -- point it at somebody, say 'Stabbity stabbity stab,' and they will die." Now Bob is terrified, going into battle with a broom and carrot, when the sirens go off, signaling invasion. Bob goes out, only to be laughed at by the enemy. One enemy even comes up to him, hoping to get a good shot at him. Well, Bob didn't have anything to lose so he pointed at him and said "Bangity bangity bang!" and the guy fell down dead. He did the same thing with the magic carrot. Amazed at what was happening, he continued to fight. Then, a guy came slowly up to him and he would not die. Bob tried to shoot and stab him, but he wouldn't die. The last words poor Bob heard as he was being trampled over were "Tankity tankity tank."
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