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Listing 20 Jokes in this Category - Redneck Jokes

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I Guess That's Fair
1804.00 11863
You Might Be A Redneck if....
1804.00 13646
Rednecks' Dogs
1804.00 12018
Rednecks' Teeth
1804.00 12728
Redneck Jedi II
1804.00 11273
Redneck Theft
1804.00 11280
Redneck Christmas Shopping
1804.00 11688
Redneck on the Roof
1804.00 10839
Redneck Pants
1804.00 11350
Redneck Spelling
1804.00 11705
Redneck Parkin' Lot
1804.00 10882
Redneck Wins the Lottery
1804.00 11333
A Redneck's Toilet
1804.00 11274
In the back woods of Arkansas...
1804.00 10202
Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892
1804.00 9793
Hoe Down
1804.00 10687
Redneck Top Ten
1804.00 10660
State Flower of West Virginia
1804.00 9566
Redneck Anthem
1804.00 10170
Redneck Cars
1804.00 10053

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Brooms & Carrotsticks - Contributor:
Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles when he arrived, so he got in line. When it got to Bob, they had run out of guns. The man issuing rifles gave him a broom
"This is a magic broom -- point it at anybody, say 'Bangity bangity bang,' and they will die." Bob was really worried because he didn't think it would work, but he got in line for bayonets, thinking he might stand a chance if he could stab them to death. As luck would have it, Bob's turn came and they had ran out.
"Don't worry." said the man issuing them out. "I will give you this magic carrot -- point it at somebody, say 'Stabbity stabbity stab,' and they will die." Now Bob is terrified, going into battle with a broom and carrot, when the sirens go off, signaling invasion. Bob goes out, only to be laughed at by the enemy. One enemy even comes up to him, hoping to get a good shot at him. Well, Bob didn't have anything to lose so he pointed at him and said "Bangity bangity bang!" and the guy fell down dead. He did the same thing with the magic carrot. Amazed at what was happening, he continued to fight. Then, a guy came slowly up to him and he would not die. Bob tried to shoot and stab him, but he wouldn't die. The last words poor Bob heard as he was being trampled over were "Tankity tankity tank."
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