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Listing 20 Jokes in this Category - Blonde Jokes

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Dazzle
842.00 17424
Blondes and Cops
3953.00 42606
Blonde and Picture
1008.00 21592
Suicidal Blonde
1756.00 28644
Not All Blondes Are Dumb
1454.00 26293
Turkey roll
594.00 14846
Visit the sun
710.00 14463
Tag Team
399.00 18287
Blonde horse riding
755.00 15659
The pop machine
451.00 14049
How do blonde braincells die?
481.00 15497
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
418.00 15074
Blondes and coffee breaks
252.00 13952
Blonde in a corn field
173.00 13723
Blonde Kidnapper
560.00 15276
Comfortable
540.00 13375
Not Going To Try This Again
285.00 13635
One-Eyed Blonde
375.00 13721
Smart Blonde
364.00 15208
Alligator Shoes
309.00 12864

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Brooms & Carrotsticks - Contributor:
Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles when he arrived, so he got in line. When it got to Bob, they had run out of guns. The man issuing rifles gave him a broom
"This is a magic broom -- point it at anybody, say 'Bangity bangity bang,' and they will die." Bob was really worried because he didn't think it would work, but he got in line for bayonets, thinking he might stand a chance if he could stab them to death. As luck would have it, Bob's turn came and they had ran out.
"Don't worry." said the man issuing them out. "I will give you this magic carrot -- point it at somebody, say 'Stabbity stabbity stab,' and they will die." Now Bob is terrified, going into battle with a broom and carrot, when the sirens go off, signaling invasion. Bob goes out, only to be laughed at by the enemy. One enemy even comes up to him, hoping to get a good shot at him. Well, Bob didn't have anything to lose so he pointed at him and said "Bangity bangity bang!" and the guy fell down dead. He did the same thing with the magic carrot. Amazed at what was happening, he continued to fight. Then, a guy came slowly up to him and he would not die. Bob tried to shoot and stab him, but he wouldn't die. The last words poor Bob heard as he was being trampled over were "Tankity tankity tank."
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