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Listing 20 Jokes in this Category - Political Jokes

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Penguin & JFK, Jr.
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Clinton Hijinx
1804.00 5582
Why don't women need watches?
1804.00 7000
Angelic Love
1804.00 5998
The Rules (by Her)
1804.00 6397
Gary Condit's Pants
1804.00 6263
Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say
1804.00 7059
Dubya Quotes
1804.00 6278
Post Turtle President
1804.00 6469
Only in America
1804.00 6823
Touchy Feely Cracky
1804.00 6752
Dick Cheney and the Bushes
1804.00 7030
Dear God
1804.00 6995
Bush's S.A.T.'s
1804.00 7329
Diplomacy
1804.00 6728
State Slogans
1804.00 6999
Pulling His Cheney
1804.00 7644
Presidential surprise
1804.00 6767
Whose Son is He?
1804.00 7162
Cherry Potty
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Brooms & Carrotsticks - Contributor:
Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles when he arrived, so he got in line. When it got to Bob, they had run out of guns. The man issuing rifles gave him a broom
"This is a magic broom -- point it at anybody, say 'Bangity bangity bang,' and they will die." Bob was really worried because he didn't think it would work, but he got in line for bayonets, thinking he might stand a chance if he could stab them to death. As luck would have it, Bob's turn came and they had ran out.
"Don't worry." said the man issuing them out. "I will give you this magic carrot -- point it at somebody, say 'Stabbity stabbity stab,' and they will die." Now Bob is terrified, going into battle with a broom and carrot, when the sirens go off, signaling invasion. Bob goes out, only to be laughed at by the enemy. One enemy even comes up to him, hoping to get a good shot at him. Well, Bob didn't have anything to lose so he pointed at him and said "Bangity bangity bang!" and the guy fell down dead. He did the same thing with the magic carrot. Amazed at what was happening, he continued to fight. Then, a guy came slowly up to him and he would not die. Bob tried to shoot and stab him, but he wouldn't die. The last words poor Bob heard as he was being trampled over were "Tankity tankity tank."
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