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Listing 20 Jokes in this Category - Computer Jokes

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History of the Internet
235.00 7020
Not another virus
80.00 6111
Microsoft tech drafted
69.00 5204
Problems printing yellow
37.00 5583
Don't confuse mac's with PC's
25.00 5769
Computer class fun
66.00 6489
On-line
68.00 6872
Where did I come from?
58.00 6713
Office assistant
29.00 6392
The Ultimate Solution
36.00 6090
The boss is watching
40.00 6847
The world's first portable computer
32.00 6381
The iCar
26.00 6301
Insert Disk Here
42.00 6376
Mr. or Mrs. Computer
80.00 6647
Microsoft and a Halter Top
11.00 6088
Tech Support
18.00 6135
Email Error
75.00 6633
The Programmer and the Princess
57.00 6364
Tech Glossary
23.00 6579

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Brooms & Carrotsticks - Contributor:
Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles when he arrived, so he got in line. When it got to Bob, they had run out of guns. The man issuing rifles gave him a broom
"This is a magic broom -- point it at anybody, say 'Bangity bangity bang,' and they will die." Bob was really worried because he didn't think it would work, but he got in line for bayonets, thinking he might stand a chance if he could stab them to death. As luck would have it, Bob's turn came and they had ran out.
"Don't worry." said the man issuing them out. "I will give you this magic carrot -- point it at somebody, say 'Stabbity stabbity stab,' and they will die." Now Bob is terrified, going into battle with a broom and carrot, when the sirens go off, signaling invasion. Bob goes out, only to be laughed at by the enemy. One enemy even comes up to him, hoping to get a good shot at him. Well, Bob didn't have anything to lose so he pointed at him and said "Bangity bangity bang!" and the guy fell down dead. He did the same thing with the magic carrot. Amazed at what was happening, he continued to fight. Then, a guy came slowly up to him and he would not die. Bob tried to shoot and stab him, but he wouldn't die. The last words poor Bob heard as he was being trampled over were "Tankity tankity tank."
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