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Listing 20 Jokes in this Category - Animal Jokes

Jokes Author Rating Hits
Gum Crossing
619.00 9218
Kangaphant
233.00 7993
Moron
298.00 8538
Pig In Summer
346.00 9060
Baby Turtle
494.00 9654
Octopus in the bar
184.00 8695
King of the Jungle
141.00 6605
Prize Goat
184.00 7675
Four Men and Their Dogs
296.00 8678
Smart Dog
252.00 8980
A Panda in a bar
206.00 7803
Bilingual Dog
164.00 8132
Animal football match
102.00 7740
Dinosaur theory
89.00 7811
Horse power
129.00 7868
Cat on the roof
146.00 8183
Skunk phone
49.00 7870
Talking penguin
35.00 7607
Fast Turtle
84.00 7847
Parrot Talk
180.00 8389

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Brooms & Carrotsticks - Contributor:
Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles when he arrived, so he got in line. When it got to Bob, they had run out of guns. The man issuing rifles gave him a broom
"This is a magic broom -- point it at anybody, say 'Bangity bangity bang,' and they will die." Bob was really worried because he didn't think it would work, but he got in line for bayonets, thinking he might stand a chance if he could stab them to death. As luck would have it, Bob's turn came and they had ran out.
"Don't worry." said the man issuing them out. "I will give you this magic carrot -- point it at somebody, say 'Stabbity stabbity stab,' and they will die." Now Bob is terrified, going into battle with a broom and carrot, when the sirens go off, signaling invasion. Bob goes out, only to be laughed at by the enemy. One enemy even comes up to him, hoping to get a good shot at him. Well, Bob didn't have anything to lose so he pointed at him and said "Bangity bangity bang!" and the guy fell down dead. He did the same thing with the magic carrot. Amazed at what was happening, he continued to fight. Then, a guy came slowly up to him and he would not die. Bob tried to shoot and stab him, but he wouldn't die. The last words poor Bob heard as he was being trampled over were "Tankity tankity tank."
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