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Listing 20 Jokes in this Category - Animal Jokes

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Gum Crossing
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Pig In Summer
1804.00 9883
Baby Turtle
1804.00 10675
Octopus in the bar
1804.00 9498
King of the Jungle
1804.00 7351
Prize Goat
1804.00 8466
Four Men and Their Dogs
1804.00 9441
Smart Dog
1804.00 9743
A Panda in a bar
1804.00 8578
Bilingual Dog
1804.00 8553
Animal football match
1804.00 8176
Dinosaur theory
1804.00 8222
Horse power
1804.00 8294
Cat on the roof
1804.00 8644
Skunk phone
1804.00 8294
Talking penguin
1804.00 8038
Fast Turtle
1804.00 8257
Parrot Talk
1804.00 8801

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Brooms & Carrotsticks - Contributor:
Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles when he arrived, so he got in line. When it got to Bob, they had run out of guns. The man issuing rifles gave him a broom
"This is a magic broom -- point it at anybody, say 'Bangity bangity bang,' and they will die." Bob was really worried because he didn't think it would work, but he got in line for bayonets, thinking he might stand a chance if he could stab them to death. As luck would have it, Bob's turn came and they had ran out.
"Don't worry." said the man issuing them out. "I will give you this magic carrot -- point it at somebody, say 'Stabbity stabbity stab,' and they will die." Now Bob is terrified, going into battle with a broom and carrot, when the sirens go off, signaling invasion. Bob goes out, only to be laughed at by the enemy. One enemy even comes up to him, hoping to get a good shot at him. Well, Bob didn't have anything to lose so he pointed at him and said "Bangity bangity bang!" and the guy fell down dead. He did the same thing with the magic carrot. Amazed at what was happening, he continued to fight. Then, a guy came slowly up to him and he would not die. Bob tried to shoot and stab him, but he wouldn't die. The last words poor Bob heard as he was being trampled over were "Tankity tankity tank."
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