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Listing 20 Jokes in this Category - Sports Jokes

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A cold day in hell
52.00 4619
Football player test
132.00 6970
Scotsman at a baseball game
70.00 5115
Football team names
155.00 5766
Football Fan To The Rescue
52.00 5144
Oops!
164.00 6085
Shoot to Win
70.00 5658
Diver Meets Guy Underwater
69.00 5665
Baseball in Heaven
70.00 5891
Two Yankees Fans on a Train
69.00 5883
Passing a Football
52.00 6255
Golfing Buddies
30.00 5926
Football Fans vs. Nuns
70.00 6103
Blonde in a Swimming Race
69.00 6248
Subway Series School
29.00 5852
Aggie Accident
39.00 5909
Tee Shot
37.00 6015
Help Me Find My Ball
40.00 6314
Piss in the Boat
38.00 6362
Jock vs. Nerd
60.00 6555

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Brooms & Carrotsticks - Contributor:
Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles when he arrived, so he got in line. When it got to Bob, they had run out of guns. The man issuing rifles gave him a broom
"This is a magic broom -- point it at anybody, say 'Bangity bangity bang,' and they will die." Bob was really worried because he didn't think it would work, but he got in line for bayonets, thinking he might stand a chance if he could stab them to death. As luck would have it, Bob's turn came and they had ran out.
"Don't worry." said the man issuing them out. "I will give you this magic carrot -- point it at somebody, say 'Stabbity stabbity stab,' and they will die." Now Bob is terrified, going into battle with a broom and carrot, when the sirens go off, signaling invasion. Bob goes out, only to be laughed at by the enemy. One enemy even comes up to him, hoping to get a good shot at him. Well, Bob didn't have anything to lose so he pointed at him and said "Bangity bangity bang!" and the guy fell down dead. He did the same thing with the magic carrot. Amazed at what was happening, he continued to fight. Then, a guy came slowly up to him and he would not die. Bob tried to shoot and stab him, but he wouldn't die. The last words poor Bob heard as he was being trampled over were "Tankity tankity tank."
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