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Listing 20 Jokes in this Category - Sports Jokes

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A cold day in hell
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Football player test
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Scotsman at a baseball game
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Football team names
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Football Fan To The Rescue
1804.00 6037
Oops!
1804.00 6983
Shoot to Win
1804.00 6568
Diver Meets Guy Underwater
1804.00 6619
Baseball in Heaven
1804.00 6804
Two Yankees Fans on a Train
1804.00 6793
Passing a Football
1804.00 7150
Golfing Buddies
1804.00 6832
Football Fans vs. Nuns
1804.00 7029
Blonde in a Swimming Race
1804.00 7220
Subway Series School
1804.00 7110
Aggie Accident
1804.00 6829
Tee Shot
1804.00 6956
Help Me Find My Ball
1804.00 7223
Piss in the Boat
1804.00 7295
Jock vs. Nerd
1804.00 7474

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Brooms & Carrotsticks - Contributor:
Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles when he arrived, so he got in line. When it got to Bob, they had run out of guns. The man issuing rifles gave him a broom
"This is a magic broom -- point it at anybody, say 'Bangity bangity bang,' and they will die." Bob was really worried because he didn't think it would work, but he got in line for bayonets, thinking he might stand a chance if he could stab them to death. As luck would have it, Bob's turn came and they had ran out.
"Don't worry." said the man issuing them out. "I will give you this magic carrot -- point it at somebody, say 'Stabbity stabbity stab,' and they will die." Now Bob is terrified, going into battle with a broom and carrot, when the sirens go off, signaling invasion. Bob goes out, only to be laughed at by the enemy. One enemy even comes up to him, hoping to get a good shot at him. Well, Bob didn't have anything to lose so he pointed at him and said "Bangity bangity bang!" and the guy fell down dead. He did the same thing with the magic carrot. Amazed at what was happening, he continued to fight. Then, a guy came slowly up to him and he would not die. Bob tried to shoot and stab him, but he wouldn't die. The last words poor Bob heard as he was being trampled over were "Tankity tankity tank."
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